alexandra elisabeth

Alexandra presents as a restless and hyperactive, though friendly and personable, young woman.
portfolio: http://mllemagnetic.wordpress.com/
blog: http://areisner.blogspot.com/

therumpus:

Yumi Sakugawa’s Orbit

therumpus:

Yumi Sakugawa’s Orbit

I’m sick of movies about superheroes doing stupid shit like fighting morons in costumes. A real superhero would swoop in and pack my suitcase when I’m hungover.

(Source: oliviasbenson, via bossypants)

Food court. Beijing. They call us ghosts.
theparisreview:

Success
Advice to a poet who would win prizes:Step craftily around this ruinand that rickety towerlest you topple their gods.
—Lawrence Lipton, from “Materia Poetica.”Art credit Mark Hall-Patch.

theparisreview:

Success

Advice to a poet who would win prizes:
Step craftily around this ruin
and that rickety tower
lest you topple their gods.

Lawrence Lipton, from “Materia Poetica.”
Art credit Mark Hall-Patch.

HOLY FUCK!! I can sad the sky!!! Blue sky over Beijing!! It’s a goddamn miracle!
A study in perspective #aiweiwei
In one of the million gardens in the imperial palace, before I bought a face mask.
Security here is pretty lax. There were only two dozen guards on this bridge.
The forbidden city, Beijing
Guys, the smog out here is not a joke.

"But a female dummy didn’t become a mandatory part of frontal crash tests until last year. For all this time, the average American guy stood for us all.

That may have had a substantial impact on women’s auto safety. If airbags are designed for the average male, they will strike most men in the upper chest, creating a cushion for their bodies and heads. Yet small women might hit the airbag chin first, snapping their heads back, potentially leading to serious neck and spinal injuries.

In some cases, according to tests with female mannequins, small women were almost three times as likely as their average male counterparts to be seriously injured or killed. A study of actual crashes by the University of Virginia’s Center for Applied Biomechanics found that women wearing seatbelts were 47 percent more likely to be seriously injured than males in similar accidents.”

“…most of the time I thought I was losin’ it, but there were other times… felt like I was mainlinin’ the truth of the universe.”

—   True Detective
drivenbyboredom:

If you didn’t look at the photos I posted of Alex Magnetic yesterday you should do so now. 
If you did, you should look at them again anyway. 

drivenbyboredom:

If you didn’t look at the photos I posted of Alex Magnetic yesterday you should do so now. 

If you did, you should look at them again anyway. 

mma-gifs:

LFC 24: Holly Holm vs. Nikki Knudsen

I could watch this all day.